Six Degrees of Blondness - The Ten Commandments According to Obama

Six Degrees of Blondness - The Ten Commandments According to Obama

The Ten Commandments According to Obama

By Patriot Update

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After observing Obama on the campaign trail and during his first six months in office, we have concluded that our President lives and governs according to his own set of “Ten Commandments.” They’re certainly NOT the Ten Commandments you learned in Sunday School. In fact, many are the direct opposite! To prove that our conclusions are correct, you will find a link to source documentation for each commandment on the Patriot Update web site.

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE

V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE

X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE

YouTube - Dobbs Tells Roland Martin To Pipe Down During Obama Birth Debate

YouTube - Dobbs Tells Roland Martin To Pipe Down During Obama Birth Debate

Obama Signs Executive Order Barring Release Of His Birth Certificate : FreedoMedium

Obama Signs Executive Order Barring Release Of His Birth Certificate : FreedoMedium: "On January 21st, 2009, his very first day in office, Barack Obama implemented and signed into law Executive Order 13489.

For those of you who can’t take the time to read it. here is the section that applies:

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Notice Of Intent To Disclose Presidential Records

When the Archivist provides notice to the incumbent and former Presidents of his intent to disclose Presidential records pursuant to section 1270.46 of the NARA regulations, the Archivist, using any guidelines providied by the incumbent and former Presidents, shall identify any specific materials, the disclosure of which he believes may raise a substantial question of executive privilege.”"

Oxy adds California gas-condensate giant

Oxy adds California gas-condensate giant

By OGJ editors
HOUSTON, July 23 -- Occidental Petroleum Corp. has drilled six wells in an apparent giant gas-condensate field in California’s San Joaquin basin that has an estimated 150-250 million boe recoverable.

The discovery identified a new play concept that Oxy officials compared with an offshore deepwater structure. They said the concept is prospective underneath Oxy’s giant Elk Hills field southwest of Bakersfield and indicated it may be exploitable by other operators in the basin.

Meanwhile, Oxy said it has hiked Elk Hills reserves to more than 491 million boe from 425 million boe when the company bought the field from the US government in 1998. Elk Hills has produced more than 364 million boe in the interim.

Geological extent of the 2009 multizone, mostly conventional discovery in Kern County is still <. Oxy didn’t give the find’s locale in sprawling Kern County. It said the hydrocarbons are two-thirds gas. Oxy’s working interest is 80%.

The size of the find will require Oxy to expand its 400 MMcfd Elk Hills gas processing plant.

The discovery could be California’s largest in more than 35 years, Oxy said. The company said it is probable that more reserves exist outside the area so far defined and that similar structures lie beyond its 1.1 million net acre position in California. Oxy plans to drill wells to exploit the other opportunities in the next 5-10 years.

Oxy said it has drilled 34 exploration wells in the past year or more seeking nontraditional targets on its California acreage.

Oxy, as California’s largest gas producer, third-largest oil producer, and largest acreage holder, operates more than 7,500 active wells in 90 fields in the state. The company’s proved reserves in California at the end of 2008 were 708 million boe, about 24% of its worldwide reserves.

YouTube - Obama vs Obama on the Stimulus

YouTube - Obama vs Obama on the Stimulus

When willthe stimulus money get out??

When??

Brutally Honest: "Very odd behavior for a president."

Brutally Honest: "Very odd behavior for a president."
I have to admit I was actually most struck by his answer to the last question, about the arrest of Henry Louis Gates. It’s the kind of question to which a president would normally reply with something like: “that's a local police matter, I don't know the details and I know it will be worked out responsibly,” and move along. Obama gave a lengthy review of the facts, called the police officers involved stupid, and implied they are also liars. Very odd behavior for a president.

Is it really though for this President? A guy who attended a racist, white-hating, church for 20 years?

Is it really surprising that Obama would be pissing on cops nationwide given his relationship with William Ayers, a guy who built bombs purposed in killing cops?

Odd behavior?

I don't think so. Not for this president.

2009 July 23 � Count Us Out

2009 July 23 � Count Us Out
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Among the key documents that continue to be shielded from the public by Obama:

Obama released just one brief document detailing his personal health. McCain, on the other hand, released what he said was his complete medical file, totaling more than 1,500 pages. Obama refused to offer his official papers as a state legislator in Illinois. Nor did he produce correspondence, such as his schedules of appointments or letters from lobbyists, from his days in the Illinois state Senate. Obama did not release his client list as an attorney or his billing records. He maintained that he performed only a few hours of legal work for a nonprofit organization with ties to Tony Rezko, the Chicago businessman convicted of fraud in June 2008, but did not release billing records that would prove this assertion. Obama ignored requests for his records from Occidental College, where he studied for two years before transferring to Columbia University. Obama’s campaign refused to give Columbia, where he earned an undergraduate degree in political science, permission to release his transcripts. Former President George W. Bush and presidential contenders Al Gore and John Kerry all released their college transcripts. Obama did not agree to the release of his application to the Illinois State Bar, which would have cleared up intermittent allegations that his application may have been inaccurate. Obama did not release records from his time at Harvard Law School. During the presidential campaign, McCain’s campaign released a full list of all online donors. Obama’s campaign still has not released the names of those who donated at least one-third of the $750 million he raised. Ironically, Obama accused the Bush White House of being “one of the most secretive administrations in our history,” and chided then-Sen. Hillary Clinton for not releasing her White House schedules.

Henry Louis Gates Arrest Reports

Henry Louis Gates Arrest Reports

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YouTube - Alan Grayson: "Which Foreigners Got the Fed's $500,000,000,000?" Bernanke: "I Don't Know."

YouTube - Alan Grayson: "Which Foreigners Got the Fed's $500,000,000,000?" Bernanke: "I Don't Know."

Important

Mostly Cajun, All American and Opinionated � The Laws

Mostly Cajun, All American and Opinionated � The Laws

1. The Law of Common Sense

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

2. The Law of Reality

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

3. The Law of Self Sacrifice

When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

4. The Law of Volunteering

If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell

When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

6. The Law of Motivation

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

7. Boob’s Law

You always find something in the last place you look.

8. Wailer’s Law

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

9. Law of Probable Dispersal

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

10. Law of Volunteer Labor

People are always available for work in the past tense.

11. Conway’s Law

In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

12. Iron Law of Distribution

Them that has, gets.

13. Law of Cybernetic Entomology

There is always one more bug.

14. Law of Drunkenness

You can’t fall off the floor.

15. Heeler’s Law

The first myth of management is that it exists.

16. Osborne’s Law

Variables won’t; constants aren’t.

17. Main’s Law

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

18. Weinberg’s Second Law

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.

19. Cole’s Law

Thinly chopped cabbage.