Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello:

New Computer
"Put a monitor on each computer, set them side by side, turn both computers on, install Synergy (free!), and use one keyboard/mouse to control them both seamlessly.

You can thank me after you try it, heh.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6/26/10 8:47 PM

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I'll second the vote for synergy.

Or, if you have vmware, you can make a 'copy' of your old computer and run it inside a virtual machine on your new desktop

(the converter may be available for free, and vmware player is also free - so it should only cost you time)
# posted by Blogger pdwalker : 6/26/10 8:59 PM"

http://www.keeskennis.blogspot.com/

http://www.keeskennis.blogspot.com/

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The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

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The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

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Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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