CHARMING, JUST CHARMING: "A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check,
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
And tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted teller
And without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some arsehole's got my pen!'"
An engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the boss standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the boss, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one copy.”
Lesson: Never, ever, assume that your boss knows what he’s doing.
