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Humorl
#1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'Bread.' If you said 'toast,' just give up now, and go do something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself!
If you said, bread, go to Question #2.
And, try not to hurt yourself!
If you said, bread, go to Question #2.
#2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is
already overstressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate
literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However,
if you did say 'water,' proceed to Question #3.
#3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks,
and a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks,
what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading this???
If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading this???
PLEASE, go lie down!!!
But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.
But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.
#4. Do not use a calculator for this:
You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia.
In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus.
In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus, and 9 people get on.
In Windsor, 2 people get off, and 4 get on.
In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Bristol, 3 people get off, and 5 people get on.
And, in Camden, 6 people get off, and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.
Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!!!
Don't you remember your own age?!? It was YOU, driving the bus!!!
HUMOR
(219 unread) - jdr1228 - Yahoo Mail: 72 virgins
An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I have never been with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores.?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity.?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women.?"
An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I have never been with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores.?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity.?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women.?"
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