Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: An old nun living in a convent next to a� construction site noticed the worker's coarse language and decided to spend some time with them—to correct their ways.� She then decided to take her lunch and sit with them. Putting her sandwich in a brown bag, she walked to� the spot where the men were eating.� Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group� and asked:
"And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
�One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down. "Why?"
The worker yelled back,
"Cause his mom's here with his lunch."
Saturday, March 07, 2015
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: An old nun living in a convent next to a� construction site noticed the worker's coarse language and decided to spend some time with them—to correct their ways.� She then decided to take her lunch and sit with them. Putting her sandwich in a brown bag, she walked to� the spot where the men were eating.� Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group� and asked:
"And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
�One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down. "Why?"
The worker yelled back,
"Cause his mom's here with his lunch."
"And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
�One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down. "Why?"
The worker yelled back,
"Cause his mom's here with his lunch."
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: The owner of a female dog who was "in heat" agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while they were on vacation.
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She had a large house and believed that she would be keep the two dogs apart.
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Predictably, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds downstairs.� She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage.
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Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, despite the late hour she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
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Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
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"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
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"Just worked on me," he replied.
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She had a large house and believed that she would be keep the two dogs apart.
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Predictably, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds downstairs.� She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage.
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Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, despite the late hour she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
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Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
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"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
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"Just worked on me," he replied.
Thursday, March 05, 2015
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