Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: The owner of a female dog who was "in heat" agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while they were on vacation.
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She had a large house and believed that she would be keep the two dogs apart.
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Predictably, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds downstairs.� She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage.
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Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, despite the late hour she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
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Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
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"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
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"Just worked on me," he replied.
Saturday, March 07, 2015
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