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Viagra Joke
A woman asks her husband. “Would you like some breakfast? I can go fix you an omelet or something.”
“No it’s okay, the Viagra’s really ruined my appetite”
At lunch time, she asks her husband again “How about some chili for lunch? I know how you love chili with crackers.”
“No thank you dear, I’m still not hungry, Viagra takes away my hunger. I know I should eat but I just can’t.”
When dinner time rolls around, she asks her husband “How about some salmon for dinner? I could go and put them on the grill right now. It wouldn’t take long and besides, you really should eat something.”
“I’m sorry baby, I’m just not hungry.”
“Well in that case, would you mind getting off of me so I can get something to eat? I’m freaking starving!”
“No it’s okay, the Viagra’s really ruined my appetite”
At lunch time, she asks her husband again “How about some chili for lunch? I know how you love chili with crackers.”
“No thank you dear, I’m still not hungry, Viagra takes away my hunger. I know I should eat but I just can’t.”
When dinner time rolls around, she asks her husband “How about some salmon for dinner? I could go and put them on the grill right now. It wouldn’t take long and besides, you really should eat something.”
“I’m sorry baby, I’m just not hungry.”
“Well in that case, would you mind getting off of me so I can get something to eat? I’m freaking starving!”
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