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We have met the enemy and he is us.
We have met the enemy and he is us.: We have met the enemy and he is us.
Wednesday, August 08, 2018
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American Digest - WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary....Disclaimer!
American Digest - WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary....: This web site does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat; don’t quote me on that; don’t quote me on anything; jokes subject to change without notice; resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and coincidental; all models are over 18 years of age; dry clean only; do not bend, fold, or mutilate; your mileage may vary; no substitutions are allowed; for a limited time only while supplies last; offer void where prohibited; humor is provided “as is” without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities; not liable for damages due to use or misuse; equal opportunity joke employer; no shoes, no shirt, no jokes; caveat emptor; read at your own risk; jokes may contain material some readers find objectionable; parental advisory: explicit lyrics; keep away from pets and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; ask us about our guns-for-jokes trade-in plan; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; jokes were packed full, contents may have settled during mailing; sanitized and sealed for your protection; do not use if safety seal is broken; do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment; safety goggles may be required during use; call before you dig; use only with proper ventilation; for external use only; if a swelling, redness, rash, or irritation develops, discontinue use; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; keep away from open flames; avoid inhaling fumes or contact with mucous membranes; joke contents under pressure, may explode if incinerated; smoking these jokes may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were used to test the hilarity of these jokes; no salt, MSG, preservatives, artificial color or flavor added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a comedian; jokes are ribbed and presented inside out for your pleasure; slippery when wet; must be 18 to enter; possible penalties for early withdrawal; one size fits all; joke offer is valid only at participating Internet sites; slightly higher west of the Rockies; allow four to six weeks for delivery; if defects are found, do not try to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized joke service center; please remain seated until the jokes have come to a complete stop; jokes in the mirror may be funnier than they appear; this disclaimer does not cover hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, and other Acts of God, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, unauthorized repair, improper installation, misuse, typos, misspelled words, missing or altered signatures, and incidents owing to computer or disk failure, accidental file deletions, or milk coming out of your nose due to laughing while drinking; other restrictions may apply. If something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on.
Monday, July 23, 2018
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Doctors Give Patients 11 Seconds To Explain Reason For Visit Before Interrupting - Study Finds
Doctors Give Patients 11 Seconds To Explain Reason For Visit Before Interrupting - Study Finds: Doctors Give Patients 11 Seconds To Explain Reason For Visit Before Interrupting
Thursday, July 19, 2018
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Words to live by
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.�— Max Ehrmann
Thursday, July 12, 2018
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Enjoying The "Green Energy" Follies — Manhattan Contrarian
Enjoying The "Green Energy" Follies — Manhattan Contrarian: If you are a regular reader here, you know that the big problem with so-called "green" or "renewable" energy sources -- we're talking wind and solar -- is that they don't work. �Relying on energy sources that don't work is a big problem when you are trying to provide power for a big, sophisticated modern economy. �
Tuesday, July 03, 2018
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Thursday, June 28, 2018
IG Report: Hillary Clinton Has Committed 'Sexual Crimes Against Children'
IG Report: Hillary Clinton Has Committed 'Sexual Crimes Against Children'
!! Hillary sex crimes children minors !!!!
!! Hillary sex crimes children minors !!!!
Wednesday, June 27, 2018
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Don’t Disappoint the Man (or Woman) in the Glass | Amy Rees Anderson's Blog
Don’t Disappoint the Man (or Woman) in the Glass | Amy Rees Anderson's Blog: The Man In The Glass�
When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself
And see what that man has to say.
For it isn’t your father, or mother, or wife
Whose judgment upon you must pass
The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the one staring back from the glass.
He’s the fellow to please – never mind all the rest
For he’s with you, clear to the end
And you’ve passed your most difficult, dangerous test
If the man in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass
But your final reward will be heartache and tears
If you’ve cheated the man in the glass. by:� �� Peter Dale Wimbrow Sr.
When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself
And see what that man has to say.
For it isn’t your father, or mother, or wife
Whose judgment upon you must pass
The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the one staring back from the glass.
He’s the fellow to please – never mind all the rest
For he’s with you, clear to the end
And you’ve passed your most difficult, dangerous test
If the man in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass
But your final reward will be heartache and tears
If you’ve cheated the man in the glass. by:� �� Peter Dale Wimbrow Sr.
Thursday, June 14, 2018
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