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Viagra Joke
A woman asks her husband. “Would you like some breakfast? I can go fix you an omelet or something.”
“No it’s okay, the Viagra’s really ruined my appetite”
At lunch time, she asks her husband again “How about some chili for lunch? I know how you love chili with crackers.”
“No thank you dear, I’m still not hungry, Viagra takes away my hunger. I know I should eat but I just can’t.”
When dinner time rolls around, she asks her husband “How about some salmon for dinner? I could go and put them on the grill right now. It wouldn’t take long and besides, you really should eat something.”
“I’m sorry baby, I’m just not hungry.”
“Well in that case, would you mind getting off of me so I can get something to eat? I’m freaking starving!”
“No it’s okay, the Viagra’s really ruined my appetite”
At lunch time, she asks her husband again “How about some chili for lunch? I know how you love chili with crackers.”
“No thank you dear, I’m still not hungry, Viagra takes away my hunger. I know I should eat but I just can’t.”
When dinner time rolls around, she asks her husband “How about some salmon for dinner? I could go and put them on the grill right now. It wouldn’t take long and besides, you really should eat something.”
“I’m sorry baby, I’m just not hungry.”
“Well in that case, would you mind getting off of me so I can get something to eat? I’m freaking starving!”
Thursday, August 31, 2017
Harvey tests political opposites in Texas' Abbott, Turner
Harvey tests political opposites in Texas' Abbott, Turner: Turner and Republican Harris County Judge Ed Emmett responded that Harvey wasn’t forecast to hit Houston directly and urged people to ride out the storm at home. After Hurricane Rita in 2005, evacuation orders came too late and millions of people clogged highways at once, snarling traffic and contributing to 100-plus deaths.
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