Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Famous Presidential Lies


LBJ:       
We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin) ¹

Nixon
I am not a crook ²

Clinton:
I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski

Bush - 41:
Read my lips - No new taxes ³

Obama:

• I will have the most transparent administration in history.
• TARP is to fund shovel-ready jobs.
• I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
• The IRS is not targeting anyone.
• It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
• If I had a son.
• I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
• You didn't build that!
• I will restore trust in Government.
• The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
• The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
• It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
• Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
• We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
• I am not spying on American citizens.
• ObamaCare will be good for America
• You can keep your family doctor.
• Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
• If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan
• It's just like shopping at Amazon
• I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels
• I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups
• I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi 
• And the biggest one of all:
• "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

I was born ...(Off stage) "Honey, did you foget to pick up the kids?"