Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton *He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as
President.
*He played the sax.
*He smoked weed.
*He had his way with ugly white women.
*Even now? Look at him ... His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a hot dog in hot water.
*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
*The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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