Nine Important
Facts To
Remember As We Grow Older:
9. Death
is the number 1
killer in the world.
8. Life is
sexually
transmitted.
7. Good health is merely
the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
6. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they
can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
5. Give a person a fish and you feed
them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet (or give them an iPad) and they
won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
3. All of us could take a lesson from
the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno
peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
"The difference between genius and
stupidity is that genius has its limits.”
~ Alfred
Einshtein
stupidity is that genius has its limits.”
~ Alfred
Einshtein
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