Joke: What would you do for 5000 dollars? | Funny - BabaMail

Joke: What would you do for 5000 dollars? | Funny - BabaMail

2 couples were playing a round
of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally
dropped a few of his chips on the floor. As he bent down to retrieve
them, he couldn't help but notice that Jay's wife Kate was touching him
with her foot in a very obvious way.

 

Later, Bob went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Kate followed him and asked, "Do you like what you see?" 

 

Surprised
by her boldness, Bob courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did. She
said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $5000." After taking a
minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Bob
indicated that he was indeed interested. 

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She told
him that since her husband, Jay, works Friday afternoons and Bob
doesn't, that Bob should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday
afternoon.

 

When
Friday rolls around, Bob shows up at Jay's house for sex with Jay's wife
at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $5000.00, they
go to her bedroom and have fantastic sex, just as Kate had promised.
Afterwards, Bob quickly dresses and leaves. 

 

As was
his habit at 6:00 PM, Jay returned home from work. Upon entering the
house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, "Did Bob come by with
my money?" 

 

With a lump in her throat, his wife answered, "Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon." 

 

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Jay curtly asked, "And did he give you $5000.00?" 

 

In terror
she assumed she'd somehow been found out, and after mustering up her
best poker face, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me a five
thousand dollars." 

 

Jay, with
a satisfied look on his face, surprised Kate by saying, "Good, I was
hoping so. Bob came by my office this last night and borrowed 5 thousand
dollars from me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."