On Tattoos, Facial Piercings, and Helmets @ AMERICAN DIGEST

On Tattoos, Facial Piercings, and Helmets @ AMERICAN DIGEST



What do tats and piercings on a woman really mean?


It's a "tell". Probably 15%-30% of humans are mentally ill.

Most
of them are functional. The majority would fall under the umbrella of
bi-polar. But bi-polar is different for different individuals, sometimes
very different. Serious symptoms usually become apparent at puberty but
often are masked and difficult to identify.

Typical situation is while everything is going well the individual is
fine but when things aren't going well... watch out. Usually this is
discovered after you marry them and usually it isn't pretty. One major
confounding factor with bi-polar is the mentally ill person thinks that
they are normal and YOU are crazy. Everything that happens including
everything they do is YOUR fault.

If you
suddenly discover that your spouse is crazy there is only one safe
choice to make: Apologize for whatever you did (or they think you did),
promise to buy them something expensive and awesome, kiss ass and play
nice... and rent a storage unit, move your shit out when they are gone
one day and leave. If you fail to take this advise you will most likely
one day be sitting in the back of a police cruiser in cuffs charged with
domestic violence and mot likely you will not even have committed any
violence.

They will harm themselves, tear their
clothes, hit you and deny it, etc. When you get to court your spouse
will appear sympathetic, be crying, will have bruises. or pictures of
bruises, a good story and will cry on the stand. If you dare look up
during this entire case expect the judge, jury, prosecutor and even your
own attorney to be looking at you like you are shit.

You
will go to jail. She will sell or throw away all your stuff. You will
lose your license to drive, your job, your dignity and good name, and
you will get to pay alimony, child support, fees for classes and
shrinks, etc. Good luck. I told you how to avoid it but you didn't
listen.

There is the chance of schadenfreude
however. She will remarry (or more likely shack up so you have to keep
paying alimony). And the guy who sleeps in your bed and plumbs your ex's
depths will be all shitty to you when you try to see your kids. But his
day will come. Sit back, wait, the shit storm will strike again.... Posted by: GoneWithTheWind