Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Monday, September 28, 2015
Joke: Never felt better doc! | Funny - BabaMail humor
Joke: Never felt better doc! | Funny - BabaMail: A happy 90-year-old man walked into the doctor's office. He was all smiles and laughed with the nurses and staff, until they brought him in to see the doctor.
The doctor examined him and told him he should start eating better, because his health was not in that great a shape.
The old man was surprised, he said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
doctor
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor smiled, "My point exactly."
The doctor examined him and told him he should start eating better, because his health was not in that great a shape.
The old man was surprised, he said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
doctor
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor smiled, "My point exactly."
Sunday, September 27, 2015
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Monday, September 21, 2015
Do Proverbs 26:4 and 26:5 contradict? How can both verses be true?
Do Proverbs 26:4 and 26:5 contradict? How can both verses be true
Verse 4 warns against arguing with a fool on his own terms, lest we stoop to his level and become as foolish as he is. Because he despises wisdom and correction, the fool will not listen to wise reason and will try to draw us into his type of argument, whether it is by using deceit, scoffing at our wisdom, or becoming angry and abusive. If we allow him to draw us into this type of discourse, we are answering him “according to his folly” in the sense of becoming like him.
The phrase “according to his folly” in verse 5, on the other hand, tells us that there are times when a fool has to be addressed so that his foolishness will not go unchallenged. In this sense answering him according to his folly means to expose the foolishness of his words, rebuking him on the basis of his folly so he will see the idiocy of his words and reasoning. ?
Verse 4 warns against arguing with a fool on his own terms, lest we stoop to his level and become as foolish as he is. Because he despises wisdom and correction, the fool will not listen to wise reason and will try to draw us into his type of argument, whether it is by using deceit, scoffing at our wisdom, or becoming angry and abusive. If we allow him to draw us into this type of discourse, we are answering him “according to his folly” in the sense of becoming like him.
The phrase “according to his folly” in verse 5, on the other hand, tells us that there are times when a fool has to be addressed so that his foolishness will not go unchallenged. In this sense answering him according to his folly means to expose the foolishness of his words, rebuking him on the basis of his folly so he will see the idiocy of his words and reasoning. ?
Saturday, September 19, 2015
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
5-10-20 Trend-Following Strategy | MarketSci Blog
5-10-20 Trend-Following Strategy | MarketSci Blog: Dk applied the strategy to the Nasdaq Composite and I’ll do the same here. Go long at today’s close if both the 5 and 10-day exponential moving average (EMA) cross above the 20-day EMA. Close the position at today’s close when both the 5 and 10-day EMA cross below the 20-day EMA. This strategy does NOT go short.
(1021 unread) - jdr1228 - Yahoo Mail
(1021 unread) - jdr1228 - Yahoo Mail
Nine Important
Facts To
Remember As We Grow Older:
9. Death
is the number 1
killer in the world.
8. Life is
sexually
transmitted.
7. Good health is merely
the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
6. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they
can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
5. Give a person a fish and you feed
them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet (or give them an iPad) and they
won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
3. All of us could take a lesson from
the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno
peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
Nine Important
Facts To
Remember As We Grow Older:
9. Death
is the number 1
killer in the world.
8. Life is
sexually
transmitted.
7. Good health is merely
the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
6. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they
can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
5. Give a person a fish and you feed
them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet (or give them an iPad) and they
won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
3. All of us could take a lesson from
the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno
peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
"The difference between genius and
stupidity is that genius has its limits.”
~ Alfred
Einshtein
stupidity is that genius has its limits.”
~ Alfred
Einshtein
Sunday, September 13, 2015
The Top 40: September 2015 Archives
The Top 40: September 2015 Archives: Titanic survival rates: women 75%, children 50%, adult men 19%
- - Iowahawk
"According to the UN, 72% of those fleeing to Europe in this crisis are men, only 13% women and 15% children." -- @Peggynoonannyc
- - Iowahawk
"According to the UN, 72% of those fleeing to Europe in this crisis are men, only 13% women and 15% children." -- @Peggynoonannyc
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex - Telegraph
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex - Telegraph: Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex
The Top 40: September 2015 Archives
The Top 40: September 2015 Archives
bones is not the only puzzling aspect of this discovery, however. At
other fossil sites in the Cradle of Humankind, fossils are encased in
sediment and animal bones are found mixed in with the human remains.
Homo Naledi: Mysterious New Human Species Emerges from Heap of Fossils
bones is not the only puzzling aspect of this discovery, however. At
other fossil sites in the Cradle of Humankind, fossils are encased in
sediment and animal bones are found mixed in with the human remains.
The bones of humans and animals alike accumulate in the caves there
through catastrophic events such as falling down a hole in the ground
into an underground cave and getting trapped, or becoming dinner for the
large carnivores that denned in the caves. But the Rising Star bones
are not encased in sediment, nor do any remains of any vertebrate
animals, apart from a few rodents and birds, accompany them. Given the
absence of any evidence to indicate that Homo naledi fell or washed into
the underground chamber or was transported there by a predator, the
discovery team suggests that this small-brained human deliberately
disposed of its dead. Furthermore, the location of the H. naledi bones
in a chamber that appears to have always been lightless and difficult to
access suggests that the humans went to great lengths to deliver the
bodies there, and possibly needed an artificial light source (perhaps a
simple torch) to do so. The behavior is important because it implies
that H. naledi had, as Hawks puts is, “a shared cultural knowledge of
mortality.” - Scientific American
Malwarebytes | 10 easy steps to clean your infected computer
Malwarebytes | 10 easy steps to clean your infected computer
Sounds like your PC has a problem with malware.
So what should you do? Before you flip out, try these simple steps to clean up your infected computer.
Computer acting suspect? Do a little digging and check for symptoms.
- Does your web browser freeze or become unresponsive?
- Do you get redirected to web pages other than the ones you are trying to visit?
- Are you bombarded with pop-up messages?
- Does your computer run slower than usual?
- Do you see new icons on your desktop that you don’t recognize?
These are just some of the issues that are characteristic of a malware infection. Unfortunately, even if you see nothing wrong with your computer, there may be trouble brewing under the surface, sneaking around and screwing with your files undetected. So here’s what to do:
- Use protection: Enter safe mode.
- Remove CDs and DVDs, and unplug USB drives from your computer. Then shut down.
- When you restart, press the F8 key repeatedly. This should bring up the Advanced Boot Options menu.
- Select Safe Mode with Networking and press Enter. Only the bare minimum programs and services are used in this mode. If any malware is programmed to automatically load when Windows starts, entering safe mode may block the attempt.
- Back up your files, including documents, photos, and videos. Especially cat videos.
- Do not back up program files, as those are where infections like to hide. You can always download these programs again if files are lost.
- Delete temporary files.
- To speed up your virus scanning, free up disk space, and possibly even get rid of some malware, delete your temporary files using Disk Cleanup.
- For Windows 8, select Start and search for System Tools. Then select Disk Cleanup. For Windows 7 or lower, select Start, Programs, Accessories, System Tools, and then Disk Cleanup.
- Download an on-demand malware scanner such as
Malwarebytes Anti-Malware.- Follow set-up instructions and install the program.
- Disconnect from the Internet. Then run a scan.
- If you truly believe you are infected, do not pass go, do not collect $100. Just go directly to the scan. If you do have an infection, your on-demand scanner should let you know that you in danger, girl. A list of scan results tells you what malware was found and removed.
- Restart your computer. After all, everyone deserves a second chance.
- Confirm the results of your anti-malware scan by running a full scan with another malware detection program.
- Restart again if the program found additional infections.
- Update your operating system, browser, and applications.
- If there’s an update available on any of your software, go ahead and do it. Some of the most dangerous forms of malware are delivered by “exploits” that take advantage of out-of-date software.
- Reset all of your passwords.
- Before being deleted, malware could have captured your passwords and forwarded them to hackers. Change each and every password you can think of, and make sure they’re strong. None of this 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 business. That’s the combination an idiot would use on his luggage.
- If, after all of these steps, you’re still having problems with a possible infection, feel free to post your question in our public forum.
Malwarebytes | 10 easy steps to clean your infected computer
Malwarebytes | 10 easy steps to clean your infected computer
Sounds like your PC has a problem with malware.
So what should you do? Before you flip out, try these simple steps to clean up your infected computer.
Computer acting suspect? Do a little digging and check for symptoms.
- Does your web browser freeze or become unresponsive?
- Do you get redirected to web pages other than the ones you are trying to visit?
- Are you bombarded with pop-up messages?
- Does your computer run slower than usual?
- Do you see new icons on your desktop that you don’t recognize?
These are just some of the issues that are characteristic of a malware infection. Unfortunately, even if you see nothing wrong with your computer, there may be trouble brewing under the surface, sneaking around and screwing with your files undetected. So here’s what to do:
- Use protection: Enter safe mode.
- Remove CDs and DVDs, and unplug USB drives from your computer. Then shut down.
- When you restart, press the F8 key repeatedly. This should bring up the Advanced Boot Options menu.
- Select Safe Mode with Networking and press Enter. Only the bare minimum programs and services are used in this mode. If any malware is programmed to automatically load when Windows starts, entering safe mode may block the attempt.
- Back up your files, including documents, photos, and videos. Especially cat videos.
- Do not back up program files, as those are where infections like to hide. You can always download these programs again if files are lost.
- Delete temporary files.
- To speed up your virus scanning, free up disk space, and possibly even get rid of some malware, delete your temporary files using Disk Cleanup.
- For Windows 8, select Start and search for System Tools. Then select Disk Cleanup. For Windows 7 or lower, select Start, Programs, Accessories, System Tools, and then Disk Cleanup.
- Download an on-demand malware scanner such as
Malwarebytes Anti-Malware.- Follow set-up instructions and install the program.
- Disconnect from the Internet. Then run a scan.
- If you truly believe you are infected, do not pass go, do not collect $100. Just go directly to the scan. If you do have an infection, your on-demand scanner should let you know that you in danger, girl. A list of scan results tells you what malware was found and removed.
- Restart your computer. After all, everyone deserves a second chance.
- Confirm the results of your anti-malware scan by running a full scan with another malware detection program.
- Restart again if the program found additional infections.
- Update your operating system, browser, and applications.
- If there’s an update available on any of your software, go ahead and do it. Some of the most dangerous forms of malware are delivered by “exploits” that take advantage of out-of-date software.
- Reset all of your passwords.
- Before being deleted, malware could have captured your passwords and forwarded them to hackers. Change each and every password you can think of, and make sure they’re strong. None of this 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 business. That’s the combination an idiot would use on his luggage.
- If, after all of these steps, you’re still having problems with a possible infection, feel free to post your question in our public forum.
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