Saturday, September 19, 2015
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
5-10-20 Trend-Following Strategy | MarketSci Blog
5-10-20 Trend-Following Strategy | MarketSci Blog: Dk applied the strategy to the Nasdaq Composite and I’ll do the same here. Go long at today’s close if both the 5 and 10-day exponential moving average (EMA) cross above the 20-day EMA. Close the position at today’s close when both the 5 and 10-day EMA cross below the 20-day EMA. This strategy does NOT go short.
(1021 unread) - jdr1228 - Yahoo Mail
(1021 unread) - jdr1228 - Yahoo Mail
Nine Important
Facts To
Remember As We Grow Older:
9. Death
is the number 1
killer in the world.
8. Life is
sexually
transmitted.
7. Good health is merely
the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
6. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they
can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
5. Give a person a fish and you feed
them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet (or give them an iPad) and they
won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
3. All of us could take a lesson from
the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno
peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
Nine Important
Facts To
Remember As We Grow Older:
9. Death
is the number 1
killer in the world.
8. Life is
sexually
transmitted.
7. Good health is merely
the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
6. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they
can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
5. Give a person a fish and you feed
them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet (or give them an iPad) and they
won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
3. All of us could take a lesson from
the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno
peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
"The difference between genius and
stupidity is that genius has its limits.”
~ Alfred
Einshtein
stupidity is that genius has its limits.”
~ Alfred
Einshtein
Sunday, September 13, 2015
The Top 40: September 2015 Archives
The Top 40: September 2015 Archives: Titanic survival rates: women 75%, children 50%, adult men 19%
- - Iowahawk
"According to the UN, 72% of those fleeing to Europe in this crisis are men, only 13% women and 15% children." -- @Peggynoonannyc
- - Iowahawk
"According to the UN, 72% of those fleeing to Europe in this crisis are men, only 13% women and 15% children." -- @Peggynoonannyc
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex - Telegraph
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex - Telegraph: Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex
The Top 40: September 2015 Archives
The Top 40: September 2015 Archives

The mix-and-match anatomy of the H. naledi
bones is not the only puzzling aspect of this discovery, however. At
other fossil sites in the Cradle of Humankind, fossils are encased in
sediment and animal bones are found mixed in with the human remains.
Homo Naledi: Mysterious New Human Species Emerges from Heap of Fossils

bones is not the only puzzling aspect of this discovery, however. At
other fossil sites in the Cradle of Humankind, fossils are encased in
sediment and animal bones are found mixed in with the human remains.
The bones of humans and animals alike accumulate in the caves there
through catastrophic events such as falling down a hole in the ground
into an underground cave and getting trapped, or becoming dinner for the
large carnivores that denned in the caves. But the Rising Star bones
are not encased in sediment, nor do any remains of any vertebrate
animals, apart from a few rodents and birds, accompany them. Given the
absence of any evidence to indicate that Homo naledi fell or washed into
the underground chamber or was transported there by a predator, the
discovery team suggests that this small-brained human deliberately
disposed of its dead. Furthermore, the location of the H. naledi bones
in a chamber that appears to have always been lightless and difficult to
access suggests that the humans went to great lengths to deliver the
bodies there, and possibly needed an artificial light source (perhaps a
simple torch) to do so. The behavior is important because it implies
that H. naledi had, as Hawks puts is, “a shared cultural knowledge of
mortality.” - Scientific American
Malwarebytes | 10 easy steps to clean your infected computer
Malwarebytes | 10 easy steps to clean your infected computer
Sounds like your PC has a problem with malware.
So what should you do? Before you flip out, try these simple steps to clean up your infected computer.
Computer acting suspect? Do a little digging and check for symptoms.
- Does your web browser freeze or become unresponsive?
- Do you get redirected to web pages other than the ones you are trying to visit?
- Are you bombarded with pop-up messages?
- Does your computer run slower than usual?
- Do you see new icons on your desktop that you don’t recognize?
These are just some of the issues that are characteristic of a malware infection. Unfortunately, even if you see nothing wrong with your computer, there may be trouble brewing under the surface, sneaking around and screwing with your files undetected. So here’s what to do:
- Use protection: Enter safe mode.
- Remove CDs and DVDs, and unplug USB drives from your computer. Then shut down.
- When you restart, press the F8 key repeatedly. This should bring up the Advanced Boot Options menu.
- Select Safe Mode with Networking and press Enter. Only the bare minimum programs and services are used in this mode. If any malware is programmed to automatically load when Windows starts, entering safe mode may block the attempt.
- Back up your files, including documents, photos, and videos. Especially cat videos.
- Do not back up program files, as those are where infections like to hide. You can always download these programs again if files are lost.
- Delete temporary files.
- To speed up your virus scanning, free up disk space, and possibly even get rid of some malware, delete your temporary files using Disk Cleanup.
- For Windows 8, select Start and search for System Tools. Then select Disk Cleanup. For Windows 7 or lower, select Start, Programs, Accessories, System Tools, and then Disk Cleanup.
- Download an on-demand malware scanner such as
Malwarebytes Anti-Malware.- Follow set-up instructions and install the program.
- Disconnect from the Internet. Then run a scan.
- If you truly believe you are infected, do not pass go, do not collect $100. Just go directly to the scan. If you do have an infection, your on-demand scanner should let you know that you in danger, girl. A list of scan results tells you what malware was found and removed.
- Restart your computer. After all, everyone deserves a second chance.
- Confirm the results of your anti-malware scan by running a full scan with another malware detection program.
- Restart again if the program found additional infections.
- Update your operating system, browser, and applications.
- If there’s an update available on any of your software, go ahead and do it. Some of the most dangerous forms of malware are delivered by “exploits” that take advantage of out-of-date software.
- Reset all of your passwords.
- Before being deleted, malware could have captured your passwords and forwarded them to hackers. Change each and every password you can think of, and make sure they’re strong. None of this 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 business. That’s the combination an idiot would use on his luggage.
- If, after all of these steps, you’re still having problems with a possible infection, feel free to post your question in our public forum.
Malwarebytes | 10 easy steps to clean your infected computer
Malwarebytes | 10 easy steps to clean your infected computer
Sounds like your PC has a problem with malware.
So what should you do? Before you flip out, try these simple steps to clean up your infected computer.
Computer acting suspect? Do a little digging and check for symptoms.
- Does your web browser freeze or become unresponsive?
- Do you get redirected to web pages other than the ones you are trying to visit?
- Are you bombarded with pop-up messages?
- Does your computer run slower than usual?
- Do you see new icons on your desktop that you don’t recognize?
These are just some of the issues that are characteristic of a malware infection. Unfortunately, even if you see nothing wrong with your computer, there may be trouble brewing under the surface, sneaking around and screwing with your files undetected. So here’s what to do:
- Use protection: Enter safe mode.
- Remove CDs and DVDs, and unplug USB drives from your computer. Then shut down.
- When you restart, press the F8 key repeatedly. This should bring up the Advanced Boot Options menu.
- Select Safe Mode with Networking and press Enter. Only the bare minimum programs and services are used in this mode. If any malware is programmed to automatically load when Windows starts, entering safe mode may block the attempt.
- Back up your files, including documents, photos, and videos. Especially cat videos.
- Do not back up program files, as those are where infections like to hide. You can always download these programs again if files are lost.
- Delete temporary files.
- To speed up your virus scanning, free up disk space, and possibly even get rid of some malware, delete your temporary files using Disk Cleanup.
- For Windows 8, select Start and search for System Tools. Then select Disk Cleanup. For Windows 7 or lower, select Start, Programs, Accessories, System Tools, and then Disk Cleanup.
- Download an on-demand malware scanner such as
Malwarebytes Anti-Malware.- Follow set-up instructions and install the program.
- Disconnect from the Internet. Then run a scan.
- If you truly believe you are infected, do not pass go, do not collect $100. Just go directly to the scan. If you do have an infection, your on-demand scanner should let you know that you in danger, girl. A list of scan results tells you what malware was found and removed.
- Restart your computer. After all, everyone deserves a second chance.
- Confirm the results of your anti-malware scan by running a full scan with another malware detection program.
- Restart again if the program found additional infections.
- Update your operating system, browser, and applications.
- If there’s an update available on any of your software, go ahead and do it. Some of the most dangerous forms of malware are delivered by “exploits” that take advantage of out-of-date software.
- Reset all of your passwords.
- Before being deleted, malware could have captured your passwords and forwarded them to hackers. Change each and every password you can think of, and make sure they’re strong. None of this 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 business. That’s the combination an idiot would use on his luggage.
- If, after all of these steps, you’re still having problems with a possible infection, feel free to post your question in our public forum.
Wednesday, September 09, 2015
Joke: That little pill | Funny - Humor
Joke: That little pill | Funny - BabaMail: A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever.
They have an incredible night together.
In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
pill
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"
Well," she says,
"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
They have an incredible night together.
In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
pill
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"
Well," she says,
"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
Weird siren sound - possible Trojan.small? - Am I infected? virus check/cleaner
Weird siren sound - possible Trojan.small? - Am I infected? What do I do?: Download aswMBR to your desktop.
Double click the aswMBR.exe to run it.
If you see this question: Would you like to download latest Avast! virus definitions?" say "Yes".
Click the "Scan" button to start scan.
On completion of the scan click "Save log", save it to your desktop and post in your next reply.
NOTE. aswMBR will create MBR.dat file on your desktop. This is a copy of your MBR. Do NOT delete it.
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Double click the aswMBR.exe to run it.
If you see this question: Would you like to download latest Avast! virus definitions?" say "Yes".
Click the "Scan" button to start scan.
On completion of the scan click "Save log", save it to your desktop and post in your next reply.
NOTE. aswMBR will create MBR.dat file on your desktop. This is a copy of your MBR. Do NOT delete it.
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Monday, September 07, 2015
Joke: The generous lawyer HUMOR
Joke: The generous lawyer | Funny - BabaMail: A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
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The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
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"-or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
May also interest you:
Today's Joke: The Farmer and His Surprise Guests
Today's Joke: What ARE You?
Joke Today: A Good Deed...
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The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to YOU??"�
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
�
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
�
"-or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
May also interest you:
Today's Joke: The Farmer and His Surprise Guests
Today's Joke: What ARE You?
Joke Today: A Good Deed...
�
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to YOU??"�
Saturday, September 05, 2015
Sunday, August 30, 2015
Humor
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second chap said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five quid a hole?"
The first chap said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second chap won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second chap was busy counting his �80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighbouring course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the local vicar.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The vicar said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The vicar said, "Well, you could come to Church on Sunday and make a donation. And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll happy to marry them."
They were even after the first few holes. The second chap said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five quid a hole?"
The first chap said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second chap won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second chap was busy counting his �80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighbouring course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the local vicar.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The vicar said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The vicar said, "Well, you could come to Church on Sunday and make a donation. And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll happy to marry them."
Saturday, August 29, 2015
LYNDA RANDLE - GOD ON THE MOUNTAIN LYRICS
LYNDA RANDLE - GOD ON THE MOUNTAIN LYRICS: Life is easy, when you're up on the mountain
And you've got peace of mind, like you've never known.
But things change, when you're down in the valley.
Don't lose faith, for you're never alone.
For the God on the mountain, is the God in the valley.
When things go wrong, He'll make them right.
And the God of the good times
is still God in the bad times.
The God of the day is still God in the night.
We talk of faith way up on the mountain.
Talk comes so easy when life's at its best.
Now down in the valleys, of trials and temptations
That's where your faith, is really put to the test.
For the God on the mountain is the God in the valley.
When things go wrong, He'll make them right.
And the God of the good times
is still God in the bad times.
The God of the day, is still God in the night.
The God of the day, is still God in the night.
And you've got peace of mind, like you've never known.
But things change, when you're down in the valley.
Don't lose faith, for you're never alone.
For the God on the mountain, is the God in the valley.
When things go wrong, He'll make them right.
And the God of the good times
is still God in the bad times.
The God of the day is still God in the night.
We talk of faith way up on the mountain.
Talk comes so easy when life's at its best.
Now down in the valleys, of trials and temptations
That's where your faith, is really put to the test.
For the God on the mountain is the God in the valley.
When things go wrong, He'll make them right.
And the God of the good times
is still God in the bad times.
The God of the day, is still God in the night.
The God of the day, is still God in the night.
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