Monday, September 28, 2015

Joke: Never felt better doc! | Funny - BabaMail humor

Joke: Never felt better doc! | Funny - BabaMail: A happy 90-year-old man walked into the doctor's office. He was all smiles and laughed with the nurses and staff, until they brought him in to see the doctor.

The doctor examined him and told him he should start eating better, because his health was not in that great a shape.

The old man was surprised, he said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

doctor

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor smiled, "My point exactly."

Monday, September 21, 2015

Do Proverbs 26:4 and 26:5 contradict? How can both verses be true?

Do Proverbs 26:4 and 26:5 contradict? How can both verses be true

Verse 4 warns against arguing with a fool on his own terms, lest we stoop to his level and become as foolish as he is. Because he despises wisdom and correction, the fool will not listen to wise reason and will try to draw us into his type of argument, whether it is by using deceit, scoffing at our wisdom, or becoming angry and abusive. If we allow him to draw us into this type of discourse, we are answering him “according to his folly” in the sense of becoming like him.

The phrase “according to his folly” in verse 5, on the other hand, tells us that there are times when a fool has to be addressed so that his foolishness will not go unchallenged. In this sense answering him according to his folly means to expose the foolishness of his words, rebuking him on the basis of his folly so he will see the idiocy of his words and reasoning. ?

How one US state went from two quakes a year to 585 - Yahoo News

How one US state went from two quakes a year to 585 - Yahoo News

Four out of five migrants are NOT from Syria: EU figures expose the 'lie' | Daily Mail Online

Four out of five migrants are NOT from Syria: EU figures expose the 'lie' | Daily Mail Online

U.S. Soldiers Told to Ignore Sexual Abuse of Boys by Afghan Allies - The New York Times

U.S. Soldiers Told to Ignore Sexual Abuse of Boys by Afghan Allies - The New York Times

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

5-10-20 Trend-Following Strategy | MarketSci Blog

5-10-20 Trend-Following Strategy | MarketSci Blog: Dk applied the strategy to the Nasdaq Composite and I’ll do the same here. Go long at today’s close if both the 5 and 10-day exponential moving average (EMA) cross above the 20-day EMA. Close the position at today’s close when both the 5 and 10-day EMA cross below the 20-day EMA. This strategy does NOT go short.

(1021 unread) - jdr1228 - Yahoo Mail

(1021 unread) - jdr1228 - Yahoo Mail



Nine Important

Facts To
Remember As We Grow Older:


 

9. Death
is the number 1


 killer in the world. 



 8. Life is
sexually


 transmitted. 

 

 7. Good health is merely

 the slowest possible rate at which one can
die. 


 

 6. Men have 2  motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they
can't tell
them apart.


 If you see a  gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. 

 

 5. Give a person a fish and you feed
them for a day. Teach a person to use the


 Internet (or give them an iPad) and they
won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. 


 

 4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in the hospital, dying of
nothing. 

 

 3. All of us could take a lesson from
the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


 

 2. In the 60's,  people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is
weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. 

 

 1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno
peppers. What you do today might burn your butt
tomorrow.





 "The difference between genius and
stupidity is that genius has its limits.” 

~ Alfred
Einshtein

Sunday, September 13, 2015

The Top 40: September 2015 Archives

The Top 40: September 2015 Archives: Titanic survival rates: women 75%, children 50%, adult men 19%

- - Iowahawk

"According to the UN, 72% of those fleeing to Europe in this crisis are men, only 13% women and 15% children." -- @Peggynoonannyc

Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex - Telegraph

Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex - Telegraph: Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex