Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello:
joke humor
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
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A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.
My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian had me thrown out.
Sunday, September 18, 2016
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