Joke Humor

Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Sure do," replied the bartender.

"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my gator."


# posted by Anonymous jlw : 9/14/16, 1:16 PM
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Don't go into there without a duck.
He went in anyway and hit his head on the low bar.
# posted by Blogger toadold : 9/14/16, 2:06 PM
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DeLorean driver clocked by police at 88mph insists 'I wasn't trying to time travel'. Oh yes.
# posted by Anonymous Helly : 9/14/16, 2:58 PM
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A termite walked into a bar and asked 'Is the bar tender here?'
Tim
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9/14/16, 3:03 PM
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Helly- "Great Scot!"

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
A Time Traveler
A Time Traveler who?
Knock, Knock

What do we want?
Time travel
When do we want it?
That's irrelevant!

Luigi
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9/14/16, 5:34 PM
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A woman walks into a bar carrying a duck. The bartender says "That is one ugly pig you got there." The lady says "That's not a pig - its a duck." Then the bartender says "I know, I was talking to the duck."
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9/14/16, 7:45 PM
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Hellen Keller walks into a bar.

... and a table,

... and a stool,

...
# posted by Blogger Ralph Gizzip : 9/14/16, 9:09 PM
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Have you ever smoked a Cuban?
Sure. Back in '76, in Angola, we smoked a bunch of 'em!

Caballero Andante
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9/14/16, 11:39 PM
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