Joke

AMERICAN DIGEST: Comment on Passengers cheer as woman berating Trump supporter is kicked off plane: It reminds me of the story about the guy who goes to his doctor, and the doc gives him the bad news: "You've probably only got 6 months to live."

"What?!? That can't be! Isn't there anything I can do? What about modern medical science? I won't accept that!" etcetc

Finally the doc says, "Well, there is one thing you can try..."

"Anything! Tell me what it is, I'll try anything!"

"Marry a Jewish woman and move to Nebraska."

"Wh-wh-what? Marry a Jewish woman and move - to Nebraska? How's that gonna make my life any longer?"

"It will seem....like an eternity."