Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: An old nun living in a convent next to a� construction site noticed the worker's coarse language and decided to spend some time with them—to correct their ways.� She then decided to take her lunch and sit with them. Putting her sandwich in a brown bag, she walked to� the spot where the men were eating.� Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group� and asked:
"And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
�One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down. "Why?"
The worker yelled back,
"Cause his mom's here with his lunch."
Saturday, March 07, 2015
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: An old nun living in a convent next to a� construction site noticed the worker's coarse language and decided to spend some time with them—to correct their ways.� She then decided to take her lunch and sit with them. Putting her sandwich in a brown bag, she walked to� the spot where the men were eating.� Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group� and asked:
"And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
�One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down. "Why?"
The worker yelled back,
"Cause his mom's here with his lunch."
"And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
�One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down. "Why?"
The worker yelled back,
"Cause his mom's here with his lunch."
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: The owner of a female dog who was "in heat" agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while they were on vacation.
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She had a large house and believed that she would be keep the two dogs apart.
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Predictably, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds downstairs.� She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage.
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Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, despite the late hour she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
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Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
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"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
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"Just worked on me," he replied.
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She had a large house and believed that she would be keep the two dogs apart.
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Predictably, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds downstairs.� She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage.
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Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, despite the late hour she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
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Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
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"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
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"Just worked on me," he replied.
Thursday, March 05, 2015
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Saturday, February 21, 2015
AMERICAN DIGEST Essays, News, Notes, and Quotes
AMERICAN DIGEST Essays, News, Notes, and Quotes: Copenhagen shootings: hundreds attend funeral of gunman | World news | The Guardian
"A handful of those who were there he recognized as members of the Islamist group Hizb ut-Tahrir, but there were also many “normal Muslims,” the man said.
Memo to File: There are no "normal" Muslims.
"A handful of those who were there he recognized as members of the Islamist group Hizb ut-Tahrir, but there were also many “normal Muslims,” the man said.
Memo to File: There are no "normal" Muslims.
AMERICAN DIGEST Essays, News, Notes, and Quotes
AMERICAN DIGEST Essays, News, Notes, and Quotes: Rudy Giuliani: In your heart you know he's right.
Megyn Kelly asked His Honor,
"Mr. Mayor, do you want to apologize for your comments?"
Rudy Giuliani replied:
"Not at all. I want to repeat it. The reality is from all that can see of this president, all that I’ve heard of him, he apologizes for America, he criticizes America. He talks about the crusades and how the Christians were barbarians, leaves out the second half of the sentence that the Muslims were barbarians also. He sees Christians slaughtered and doesn’t stand up and hold a press conference, although we hold a press conference for the situation in Ferguson. He sees Jews being killed for anti-Semitic reasons. Doesn’t stand up and hold a press conference. This is an American president I’ve never seen before."
Megyn Kelly asked His Honor,
"Mr. Mayor, do you want to apologize for your comments?"
Rudy Giuliani replied:
"Not at all. I want to repeat it. The reality is from all that can see of this president, all that I’ve heard of him, he apologizes for America, he criticizes America. He talks about the crusades and how the Christians were barbarians, leaves out the second half of the sentence that the Muslims were barbarians also. He sees Christians slaughtered and doesn’t stand up and hold a press conference, although we hold a press conference for the situation in Ferguson. He sees Jews being killed for anti-Semitic reasons. Doesn’t stand up and hold a press conference. This is an American president I’ve never seen before."
Friday, February 20, 2015
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Monday, February 16, 2015
AMERICAN DIGEST Essays, News, Notes, and Quotes
AMERICAN DIGEST Essays, News, Notes, and Quotes: Will you thumb through the pictures when I am gone?
Will my face, made careworn and tired, be restored in your mind's eye? I cannot know what it was you ever saw in me. I cannot understand how you could know that when I said those things all people say to one another, almost without thinking, that I would really mean them. Sippican Cottage: The Festival of the Kiss
Will my face, made careworn and tired, be restored in your mind's eye? I cannot know what it was you ever saw in me. I cannot understand how you could know that when I said those things all people say to one another, almost without thinking, that I would really mean them. Sippican Cottage: The Festival of the Kiss
Thursday, February 05, 2015
Monday, January 26, 2015
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
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